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I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse, ya feel me
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the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
I’d get this just so I could give people penis candles for their birthdaysI would turn everything in my house into a dildo.
I’m so upset right now
what happens if i put someones actual willy in it
will it turn it into the perfect willy specimenI’m assuming you’d turn your steak into ground beef
This is the greatest thing
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how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself
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It started out as a game of naked twister—but they never even got around to setting up the board :)
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